Rachel

Landlady, manager, call her whatever you want... as long as it’s not a Geordie.

Wayne

Owner, entrepreneur, international man of mystery. If anyone knows what he actually does could you please send us the answer on a postcard.

Keith

The real boss. An advertising supremo with a liking for pints of mild - so if you need a "favour" ask him early, or he'll make you an offer you can't understand.

Rodger

World famous TV chef, gourmet
and restaurant critic. A legend in
his own lunchtime

Caroline

Workaholic Caroline holds down 2 jobs. One of them entails dealing with rude, demanding brats with no social skills.
She also works at a local junior school.

Taff

Former professional Welshman
and sheep fancier. Now an avid England fan. Ask to see his collection of signed Beckham photos!