Landlady, manager, call her whatever you want... as long as it's not a Geordie.


Owner, entrepreneur, international man of mystery. If anyone knows what he actually does could you please send us the answer on a postcard.


The real boss. An advertising supremo with a liking for pints of mild - so if you need a 'favour' ask him early, or he'll make you an offer you can't understand.


World famous TV chef, gourmet

and restaurant critic.

A legend in his own lunchtime.


From apprentice to bar manager in no time at all; he'd give Alan Sugar a run for his money!
Always brimming with wild, and sometimes
wonderful, ideas. Time is his biggest constraint.